That's All You Really Need To Know

Your neighbor’s house has a hidden room. You might not know about it, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true- it’s not like it’s hidden for nothing. But- that’s all you really need to know.

This secret, hidden room is a very nice place to spend a couple minutes in, but I would not recommend doing that. If you did that, it might occur to you to try and pry up a floorboard. I wouldn't do that, if I were you. You should ignore all of this and go somewhere else.

If you were to, theoretically, pry up a floorboard- in your neighbor’s house, too, though I doubt he knows that the room exists- then, hypothetically speaking, you would find nothing but a dirt floor.

At this point, I would heavily advise you to give up. I’m just a voice in your head, after all. There’s no need to listen to me about anything, no need to do any of this. In fact, I recommend- no, I order you- to just give up and go back home.

If, however, you just so happened to start digging- I don’t know why you would do that, but let’s just say that you did- you would find a small wooden box, with a little carving on top of it.

It would be a horrible, horrible idea to open this little wooden box. It would be terrible if you ever so slowly, carefully, gingerly started to lift up the lid. It would be completely unnecessary and very dangerous.

But if you were to open it, you would find something in it.

Although it’s more accurate to say that I have found you.